why is horuss x rufioh a big deal, isn’t rose x kanaya canon
wise words from vghime
riningear:

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS 


SEE? HE ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS 
HE’S NOT THROWING OUT SHITTY SHALLOW JOKES MAKING FUN OF STEREOTYPES 
HE’S ANALYZING HIS OWN FUCKING FANBASE 

riningear:

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS 

SEE? HE ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS 

HE’S NOT THROWING OUT SHITTY SHALLOW JOKES MAKING FUN OF STEREOTYPES 

HE’S ANALYZING HIS OWN FUCKING FANBASE 

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS 

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU GUYS 

Damara's Lines (translated by vgperson - NSFW)
[PLAY AS MEENAH]:
Talk to Damara:
Take your dual forks and fuck yourself twice.
Not thick enough to pleasure you with.
Are you going to keep boring me with all your words, or are you going to undress me?
I want to feel my nipples between your teeth.
Ask Damara to join:
Fair enough.
I remember.
Sometimes I masturbate to those memories.
...
What the sex are you talking about, idiot bitch?
Clams do not make pearls. You know nothing of the sea.
You seem unusually angry. Chill out the fuck out. Let's feel each other up. Get stoned with me.
How exact do you want to know, sea-bitch?
Be Damara:
You wish to be me?
You cannot be me. Because you do not understand me.
Furthermore, you cannot be me because you cannot sex me.
[PLAY AS RUFIOH]:
Talk to Damara:
Of course not. Your claim is outrageous.
Shut up. So. Did you break up with him yet?
What do you mean by that? Do you feel your lover has betrayed you? Yes, I know you do.
Right. [Literally, the direction.] We see that.
No fucking way. [Literally, a crappy direction.]
Fine. [Literally, a penalty fee.] But you owe me. In sexual favors.
[HORUSS]:
Talk to Damara:
You can take a look at my chest anytime.
Pour milk onto my boobs.
No. Do not wear any gloves. I like it rough. Push my body to the ground, horse-man.
Recognize that my ghostlike genitals are waiting for sexual climax. [?] I need your phantom horse penis.
Rub your sweaty face in my nude hole.
I am your Asian schoolgirl. You can tear my uniform right off me. I need you to pleasure me. Please, use your horn.
Silence. Shut up and fuck me.
Get in my body, or else I will destroy you.
<same "you wish to be me?" for horuss>
[AS DAMARA]:
Talk to Rufioh:
Why is that?
Yes, of course. I am your friend.
Breaking what off? His horn?
How is your sex life?
Rufioh. I have been telling you this. Every day. Forever.
I was mad and jealous.
Yes. Love is dead to me. Because someone had long ago stabbed me through the heart.
Do you wish to kill him? Again?
Do you wish for me to tempt him?
Then I shall feed his soul to a demon.
You are only postponing the inevitable.
The time of our end is nigh.
Talk to Horuss:
No more games, horse-man. Fuck me now.
Straddle me like a HORSEAPONI. Fuck me hard, horsey style.
Bring me an apple. Afterward, grab my hair. And then ride me like a champion.
You can fill my bucket. Afterward, make a splash inside, all over my body. Next, throw me into a pile of hay.
I can use your horn. Meanwhile, you can slap my butt. Do it rhythmically. Then I'll neigh.
Fuck me inside-out. Bring us all to the height of ecstacy. We will orgasm simultaneously.
Wrap me in a clean towel. I must moan like a farm animal.
Snort irritatingly between my legs. I will shriek like a slaughtered lamb.
We will hold our butts together for a communal orgasm. [?] At the very end, surround us.
Condescend me more. I'm already nearly at the bottom.
Freak.
Talk to Meenah:
You challenge the Lord of Time.
Your pathetic army will certainly fail.
He will devour your ghosts. He will devour reality itself.
No. You did not.
I regret nothing.
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Do you REALLY want to know the translation?

damara don’t call her a “water bitch” you stoned piece of shit 

yeah this is definitely google translated and very offensive [….] i wonder if hussie would want corrections or if that’s the point
vgperson

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JOHN WHEN HE FINDS OUT IT’S VRISKA

VRISKA WHEN SHE FINDS OUT IT’S JOHN

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