Uncomfortable Big Al.
OH MY GOD
i did uncomfortable sonika
Via limegl0wstix. Holy moley look at this profile
I want you to Imagine that you are in a rush for work. The day started badly, and you barely got past the annoying “pervy” rotating doors that always seem to catch your work skirt. And to make matters worse the security guard that is always eye-balling you on Mondays, is there, doing what he does best to add “creepy”, on top of your already cruddy, morning… But wait, there’s more…
You cram inside what you can only describe as a elevating prison from hell, having people you don’t like (especially that guy who NEVER showers), shoved into your personal space.
The day has only begun, and you stare out of the closing elevator doors hoping a savior will throw a bomb into the room to end your suffering. Ignoring the feint cries of “hold the doors”, you close your eyes for 30 brief seconds of beauty sleep, and officially sign off on the orders to begin what will be another lousy day.
But before the doors can close, you are awoken by what appears to be a ragged steel toe boot, caught in the doors, directly eye level, staring you in the face. You immediately hate whoever this crummy high kicking boot belongs too.
The doors Open, and you see a man with a black hat, and a red 5 o’clock shadow, holding two large metal suit cases. The security guard coming to check the noise tries to get one last peek at you before “Mr. Red 5 o’clock shadow” can enter.
The man with the red shadow Spots your ever disgusted look at the pervy gaurd. And before the guard can savor your body forever in his pervish mind, Mr. red shadow, drops the ever so large metal suit case on the little pervy guards foot.
Instantly bringing a smile to your face. Which… you notice the man see, and instantly change to a frown.
Seeing that there is no space left in the elevator, and that your cries have been answered, the man with the Red 5 o’clock shadow ignores the yelling coming from the Guard; turns to you, leans in to press the “close door” button, and says with a smile on his face:
“This frown? Gooooinnngg uuup? ;)
The doors slowly close like the endings of old wild west movies, contributing to what has now been, your best day at work.
(P.S: In case you didn’t get it. The guy with the 5 o’clock shadow was me.)
In 2013, Christmas will fall on a Friday the 13th. Halloween too.
“When I first got into the furry fandom I promised mysef I’d NEVER draw porn.
Then I met a guy that I loved and I decided to trust him enough to break that rule.
He told me we’d be friends forever then he broke my heart. I’m over that! But.
I HATE myself because I did something I swore I’d never do. Not only that, but, this is undeniably the BEST THING I HAVE EVER DRAWN”
Shadingwise and anatomywise.
I never uploaded this image anywhere and I deleted everything I had related to it (Except for this) and threw away the original sketches but it still fucking eats at me.
Image is (c) me
submitted by -Anonymous
Well, don’t feel bad for drawing porn! Never feel bad about your art for reasons like this - especially if you feel you did so well! When it comes to art, different things will make you step out of your comfort zone. Stepping out of your comfort zone is good, because you find that you’re good at different things… like porn!
Best of wishes for the healing process of heartbreak and in your art. c:
damn you len