He’s abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia.

Fox’s Liz Cheney attacks President Obama over a country that doesn’t exist anymore (via mediamattersforamerica)

I’m pretty sure Czechoslovakia abandoned Czechoslovakia… 20 years ago.

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History is hard. :/

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Don’t get me started on Obama’s treatment of Prussia. A damned shame, that is. 

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Personally I’m annoyed about his policies towards Hyperborea, Narnia and Middle Earth.

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He has been really harsh on the Hyporborians, hasn’t he? 

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He hasn’t even weighed in on the scandal in Bohemia.

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When is Obama finally going to take a hardline with the USSR? I don’t like how they’re treating East Germany.

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And what, exactly, is Obama’s policy on Cathay and Atlantis?

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Wow I really love how all of you are “conveniently” ignoring how his foreign policy has impacted Digitopolis jfc

(via wishyouweremegan)

Can you believe what he let happen to Gotham City? It’s a fucking atrocity how he’s let us down.

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Don’t even get me started on how he failed to save Wolf 359 from the Borg  

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Pretty sure he’s responsible for the Browncoats losing and the Alliance creating Reavers too.

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What about Panam? Think of the children!!!

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Why hasn’t he spoken out about the cruelty of beheading in Westeros!?

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It’s insane how he ignores chances to get some political credit by resolving the tense relationship between Prospit and Derse. 

The White House has confirmed that President Obama will veto the controversial snooping bill CISPA.

According to Techdirt, Obama had previously threatened to veto the controversial bill, which has already passed the House and been amended, to take in some of his concerns.

However the White House has indicated that the amendments aren’t enough to save CISPA and he will veto it, setting fire to it and then dancing around his flaming waste paper basket while the fire alarms sound.

Sadly it does not mean an end to bizarre snooping laws entering US law. Obama is a big fan of the Lieberman cybersecurity bill in the Senate, which contains language similar to CISPA.

The Lieberman bill is not quite as nutty. CISPA allowed government and big corporations to spy on US citizens and share the information on the grounds that it was good for security.

The two laws share a provision that would give internet service providers and web companies preemptive legal immunity for sharing information about their users with the government without a warrant. 

Highlighted the big points - good news and bad news. 

cognitivedissonance:

After tonight, I’m convinced.

cognitivedissonance:

After tonight, I’m convinced.

WOW WHAT A FIGHTER 

WOW WHAT A FIGHTER 

“Underground” by Barack H. Obama

“Underground”

Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

ronpaulsucks:

When some in a crowd of anti-war activists meeting at Democrat National Committee HQ in June, 2005 suggested Israel was behind the 9-11 attacks, DNC Chair Howard Dean was quick to get behind the microphones and denounce them saying: “such statements are nothing but vile, anti-Semitic…

HOLY FUCK THIS POST IS LONG 

BUT SO GOOD 

stfuconservatives:

chuckasayexplained:

The job of President requires many different roles.

Don’t we value that in a president? The ability to be both a dove and a hawk when its appropriate?
-Joe

Actually, this guy got the exact opposite message to me across than intended. 
Obama is under a crapload of pressure right now. He has been doing a lot of different things to help our country, though, and that’s in addition to all the speeches, dinners, and visits he does. If Obama were to put on a different, brand-sparkling-new outfit for every event, meeting, and bill signing he did, he’d be able to donate those outfits to every impoverished person in America. 
So yeah, maybe he does have to try to make himself look good and glorious when he does something drastic like sending troops out somewhere. But wouldn’t any President do that? 

stfuconservatives:

chuckasayexplained:

The job of President requires many different roles.

Don’t we value that in a president? The ability to be both a dove and a hawk when its appropriate?

-Joe

Actually, this guy got the exact opposite message to me across than intended. 

Obama is under a crapload of pressure right now. He has been doing a lot of different things to help our country, though, and that’s in addition to all the speeches, dinners, and visits he does. If Obama were to put on a different, brand-sparkling-new outfit for every event, meeting, and bill signing he did, he’d be able to donate those outfits to every impoverished person in America. 

So yeah, maybe he does have to try to make himself look good and glorious when he does something drastic like sending troops out somewhere. But wouldn’t any President do that? 

It happens when a father realizes he doesn’t just love his daughter, but also her wife. It happens when a soldier tells his unit that he’s gay, and they tell him they knew it all along and they didn’t care, because he was the toughest guy in the unit. It happens when a video sparks a movement to let every single young person know they’re not alone, and things will get better. It happens when people look past their ultimately minor differences to see themselves in the hopes and struggles of their fellow human beings. That’s where change is happening.
President Barack Obama (via cloudsofecstasy)
The odds of me being re-elected are much higher than the odds of me being elected in the first place.

President BARACK OBAMA.

Deal with it.

(via Time Magazine)

Good point.

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fsufeminist:

PERFECT.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

fsufeminist:

PERFECT.

REBLOG EVERY TIME

Can we keep him? Please? 

I love Obama because he’s not just a politician. He’s a leader. When he says stuff like this, it’s then that I appreciate that we have Obama as a President.