Your name is TORY, though you go by RININGEAR on many places online, and you are a 17-YEAR-OLD KAWAII. You are a VOCAHIPSTER, and your most prized possession is your precious babbu, an ALBUM titled UNHAPPY REFRAIN by some really sugoi WOWAKA guy. Though your interest in HOMESTUCK is a close second. 

You have many quests here on TUMBLR, one of which is to slap MANY SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS in the face. You are also extremely KIND, as if you were MADE with syringes of HOPE AND HAPPINESS ready to HUG the living fuck out of everyone you meet. So yes, people can talk to you. But unfortunately, they’re usually too shy to even leave a MESSAGE in your INBOX. That’s sad. 

Anyway, all of these are simply factors in your quest for TUMBLR FAME - and more importantly, WORLD DOMINATION. Your plan is to make the WORLD a more UUGUU, KAWAII PLACE with lots of CATS everywhere. But then that’d be inconsiderate to those with ALLERGIES, so you’ll just stick to the RAINBOWS. Or maybe just the TUMBLR FAME.