the fuckin adventure time nerds put the eye of mordor on one of jake’s swords. what a bunch of fuckin nerds

transnerdproud:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

I’D RATHER HAVE PLUTO THAN RUSSIA AS A PLANET

[x]

Troy Baker everybody. 

Verdict: Chromecast is legit.

It’s not the most amazing, high-tech thing you’ve ever encountered, but it does its job - streaming video and music to your computer. 

My father picked one up for free from his job, and I paid a bit less than $30 (I have free shipping) for an HDMI to 3RCA (red-yellow-white cables) setup to convert it to my family’s ancient TV. 

It’s definitely worth it, in an odd way. Netflix works beautifully, and I was able to watch some live Dota 2 stuff on Twitch. 

Definitely get it if you have the compatible materials. 

allthatextrastuff:

I like how Mother Gothel finds a bar with sounds of men singing echoing from it and she’s all like

yep rapunzel is definitely here

littlesapphireknight:

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

With the college system this isn’t even a joke

Girls are raised in a society where flattering clothing means clothing that makes you look skinnier. Where fat is an insult more often than a noun and not just a physical description but a reflection of personality. Where “you look healthy” is what you say when a girl gains weight, but “you look good” is what you say when a girl loses weight. Girls are raised in a society that teaches them it is their own responsibility to be as small as possible because they do not deserve to take up space.
Anonymous  (via ownmylove)
summoner-rosenthal:

kyleyo:

sixtininer:

me

are people seriously going to turn the case of Genie into a goddamn joke about how introverted and shy they are
holy shit i can’t even believe you people this is like taking a picture of the Bataan Death March and being like “i too detest having to walk places sometimes, it is quite the inconvenience”

Or maybe they are saying that the picture represented their feeling of something… the text didn’t read a joke unless your sense of humor is that warped

excuse me recent follower
are you questioning someone who’s trying to call out someone who mocks an image that’s representing a situation that shaped a baby into a traumatized young girl who was often strapped into place for hours at a time, never learned proper language, and kept alone, away from civilization, until child services found her, and then basically used as a test subject for psychologists and linguists until they let her go 
are you new to tumblr because phrases or statements like “me” or “same” or “I feel this” exist as a joke made by followers relating to a present image, video, or other similar piece of media that heads a post, and are made to try to jokingly relate oneself to a set, often no matter how ridiculous, and often without any regard to the context, as to unintentionally be offensive
get fucking educated

summoner-rosenthal:

kyleyo:

sixtininer:

me

are people seriously going to turn the case of Genie into a goddamn joke about how introverted and shy they are

holy shit i can’t even believe you people this is like taking a picture of the Bataan Death March and being like “i too detest having to walk places sometimes, it is quite the inconvenience”

Or maybe they are saying that the picture represented their feeling of something… the text didn’t read a joke unless your sense of humor is that warped

excuse me recent follower

are you questioning someone who’s trying to call out someone who mocks an image that’s representing a situation that shaped a baby into a traumatized young girl who was often strapped into place for hours at a time, never learned proper language, and kept alone, away from civilization, until child services found her, and then basically used as a test subject for psychologists and linguists until they let her go 

are you new to tumblr because phrases or statements like “me” or “same” or “I feel this” exist as a joke made by followers relating to a present image, video, or other similar piece of media that heads a post, and are made to try to jokingly relate oneself to a set, often no matter how ridiculous, and often without any regard to the context, as to unintentionally be offensive

get fucking educated

swaggiethough:

seriously mcdonalds is so fucking disgusting with their processed food and greasy slabs of meat ill take three orders of large fries please

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

xplosivediarrhea:

i love this so much

transrants:

socialistexan:

This is what the cast of a Stonewall movie should look like, not what’s being cast.

These are just a few of the beautiful, incredible, unbelievably brave people who made our movement possible. Pay respect to the people who were involved in the Stonewall Riots by boycotting this planned whitewashed film about cis gay men and drag queens because it’s false and disrespectful to the trans women of color and the other extremely important marginalized groups that sparked the movement we have and benefit from today. Don’t allow this movie to further perpetuate the whitewashing of history and lies about who really was fighting in the Stonewall Riots.

transrants:

socialistexan:

This is what the cast of a Stonewall movie should look like, not what’s being cast.

These are just a few of the beautiful, incredible, unbelievably brave people who made our movement possible. Pay respect to the people who were involved in the Stonewall Riots by boycotting this planned whitewashed film about cis gay men and drag queens because it’s false and disrespectful to the trans women of color and the other extremely important marginalized groups that sparked the movement we have and benefit from today. Don’t allow this movie to further perpetuate the whitewashing of history and lies about who really was fighting in the Stonewall Riots.

bestmoviewalls:

Always remember - the Easter Bunny is more than a fable!

It’s that time of the year so let’s give some love to Bunnymund and the rest of the Guardians > reblog if you believe or if you’re going to look for the eggs on Easter :}

Happy Easter with Rise of the Guardians :}

laureninspace:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I’D BE IN JAIL BY NOW. 

General Tso’s Chicken has become a staple of American dining; a dish that, were it not for pizza, could be crowned the most popular ethnic food item in the country. And it’s a total cash cow. The dish is carried in most of the 50,000 Chinese restaurants in the United States, produced very cheaply, and sold for about $10 a pop, resulting in billions of dollars in tasty revenue.

‘The Search for General Tso’: The Origins of America’s Favorite Chinese Dish, General Tso’s Chicken, The Daily Beast

Some notable history in this fascinating article: Apparently the Chinese food industry was first borne of the Chinese Exclusion Act, an infamous 19th century anti-immigration law which forced many Chinese immigrants out of the labor force. Self-employment became a necessity, and immigrants moved away from the West Coast partly to avoid persecution.

(via shortformblog)